| A Jamaican opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police(American)arrived at the scene, the Jamaican was complaining “Awfissa, look wah dem do to mi Bimmah!”, he whined. “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!” “Rahtid!!!,” Replied the Jamaican, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was…………. “Mi Rolex” |
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