When the police(American)arrived at the scene, the Jamaican was complainingbitterly about thedamage to his precious BMW.
“Awfissa, look wah dem do to mi Bimmah!”, he whined.“You Jamaicans are so materialistic and Show-off, you make me sick!” retorted the officer.
“You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!”
“Rahtid!!!,” Replied the Jamaican, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was…………. “Mi Rolex”
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