Go Back To The $20 Ears

Tony was sitting in a crowded bar when Bobby, a ‘friend’ of his who was always broke, approached him and whispered in his left ear: “Tony, beg yuh a $20 nuh?”

Tony, pretending to be hard of hearing, said: “Whe yu seh? Ah caan hear yuh?”

Bobby repeated: “Beg yuh a $20 nuh?” Tony pretended to be still unable to hear. Bobby then went around to Tony’s right ear and said: “Begyuh a $50 nuh?”

Tony replied: “Boss, ah beg yuh go back to de $20 ears!”