A man called a popular Jamaican talk show and said:

“Miss G, mi caan understand how people love do di same ting ova and ova.”
“Could you explain that my dear sir,” Miss G replied.
“Well mam, every day dem a sen man go a moon. Why dem caan sen smaddy go a sun?”

Calmly, Miss G replied:
“Well, my dear sir, the sun is so hot here and it is 93 million miles away. Can you imagine how hot it is there? The spacecraft wouldn’t even get close. It would burn up many miles away from the sun.”

Laughing with a know-it-all, the caller replied:
“Den a no easy ting dat fi solve Miss G. Jus sen di ship inna de night!!”

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