Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law
school. He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big
Shot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened
his new law office in New Kingston. The first day, he saw a man coming up
the passageway. He decided to make a big impression on this new client
when he arrived. As the man came to the door Joe picked up the phone. He
motioned the man in, all the while talking.

“No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won’t settle
this case for less than one million. Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to
hear that case next week. I’ll be handling the primary argument and the
other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the DA that I’ll
meet with him next week to discuss the details.”

The “conversation” went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man,
“I’m sorry for the delay but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for

The man replied, “I’m from Cable & Wireless, the telephone company, I came
to hook up your phone.”

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