A Yardie is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter& jam when a Trini man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Yardie ignores the Trini who,
nevertheless,starts a conversationTrini: “You Jamaican folk eat the whole bread?”
Yardie in a bad mood): “Of course”
Trini (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. In Trinidad we does only eat what’s inside. The crust, we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Jamaicans”. The Trini has a smirk on his face.
The Yardie listens in silence
The Trini persits: “Do you eat jam with the bread?”
Yardie: “Of course”
Trini: (Cracking he gum wid he teet and chucklin’)”We don’t. In Trinidad we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we does put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them into jam and sell the jam to the Jamaicans”
The Yardie then asks: “Do you have sex in Trinidad?”
Trini: “Why of course we do”, the Trini says smirking
Yardie: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
Trini: “We throw them away, of course”
Yardie: “We don’t. In Jamaica we put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell deh raas dem ah Trinidad.
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